How to Date a Human

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"How to Date a Human" is an Event for Kaori Kadowaki. | previous_event = | next_event = The Best Ways to Rub a Cock | requirements = You must have seen or permanently missed the following Events:

• Seen Main Events up to "Human Trafficking"

| criteria_get = Call Kaori in the morning | criteria_miss = | choices = | effects =

 * +1  Kaori  Affection

| picture = HowtoDateaHuman.webp | render_name = kaorifirstdate20 | location = New Diner | location2 = | location3 = | location4 = | location5 = | synopsis = [[Sensei] decides to call Kaori, and after a brief conversation, Kaori ends up inviting him on a date. Sensei arrives at the agreed upon date location, which happens to be the diner where Kaori works. Kaori also happens to be working, and was unaware of what a human date consists of. Kaori invites Sensei to eat together while on her lunch break, to which he agrees. Through the course of their lunch conversation, Kaori graciously awards Sensei the nicknames 'Hamber-bug', 'Hamburger-bug-burger-man-bug', before settling on 'friend'. | characters =

• Sensei
• Kaori Kadowaki

| trivia = If see Good Day, Humans Kaori will hint back at it | internal_name = kaoridate1 | missed_name = | render_prefix1 = kaorifirstdate | render_prefix2 = | render_prefix3 = | render_prefix4 = | render_prefix5 = | music = normalday.mp3 | music2 = | music3 = | music4 = | music5 = | version_added = 0.6 | version_removed = | revision = }}